Some Stats and Stats-Adjacent Poems (2016-2022)
An Optimization Haiku
That special sadness
When you think a function is
convex. But it's not.
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An R Limerick
There once was an error unforgettable
Instantly, it made R coding regrettable
Run, hide -- you can't escape
Stare in horror, mouth agape
At "object of type 'closure' is not subsettable"
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A Satirical Relase Note from Biden Data Science
(in the style of William Carlos Williams)
I have changed
the turnout scores
that were in
the database
and which you were
probably using to
target voters
Forgive me,
they were bad and these
might also be
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A Welcome Message to New Stanford Stats PhDs
Welcome to Stanford, our new Statistics pals --
your first year awaits, so have high morale!
And if ever in a dilemma
Just apply a Borel-Cantelli lemma
And thank god you’re not stuck at Cal!